Location: Dufferin Street
I followed this couple for a good 10 minutes. Everything about them seemed normal. Except one thing.
Location: East Berlin
Date: August 15, 2011
Umm…. Do I really have to say anything? This freak has obviously seen “Pirates of the Caribbean” like, 9372819 times. He probably speaks like a pirate, too. Unfortunately, I don’t speak German, so I couldn’t really interpret what he was saying. It might be a little cruel of me to assume he talks like a pirate just because HE DRESSES LIKE THIS.
Location: Bathurst Station
My girlfriend and I were on our way to her parents house in Forest Hill when we stumbled upon this specimen whilst waiting for our bus. The subject was first in line to get on board, but was using her time to pluck her nose hairs with a make-up mirror for all to witness. Fascinating.
Note: No-shame facial maintenance wins every time.
Location: 29 Bus; Dufferin & College
Upon entering the bus I noticed this restless fellow sprawled out on three seats, carrying with him something in a brown paper bag. During the five minutes we spent on the bus together he changed positions at least a dozen times, and also managed to squeeze the bagged object into a hand strap above him.
Note: Neanderthal-like skull and the look of insanity
Location: Dundas West Station
I spotted this fine specimen while waiting for the streetcar. I had just come back from Mississauga to drop off a bike frame, and this lady made the whole trip worthwhile.
Please note: tone-matching with hair, tank top, and and sweat-pant stitching.
